The Story of Daikers Own Webmaster
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Born February Twenty Fifth
Ninteen Hundred and Seventy-five, in Utica, New York.
From a very young age it was obvious I had many talents.
At birth I knew that music would be a big part of my life so when I was
only a few months old I started mastering the guitar:
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But the most remarkable talent was when I
found out that I could speak to animals:
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Being a whisperer and with the band starting off slow,
it wasn't enough to pay the bills. So I branched
out to find a new source of income. My first choice
was probably not the right one! Car jacking got me
some time in the slammer!
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From inside I met a few people and was able to set up
a little pimpin ring to secure my finances on the outside.
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Once released I was able to get the business going very well!
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But with the police closing in I needed to find a cover....
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....and relocate:
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Not long into my journey I met a beautiful woman and we were married.
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Over the years I've tried several different occupations to cover-up my pimping.
Ranging from my time spent at NASA, to training for the circus.
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I bet you didn't know many years ago I was the one who
originally came up with Austin Powers movie. Here's me
trying to get across the whole Mini-Me idea to the producers.
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The closest I could get to acting was landing a small wolfman
part in a low budget sci-fi film but the make-up gave me
some serious medical problems.
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During my long recovery I hit some rough times. My wife couldn't
handle the busy lifestyle and she divorced me. After a couple
days of getting over that I decided to start taking computer classes.
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While taking classes I fell in love with my lab assistant.
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Woops.....wrong picture!!
This is the one!
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It took me several years to work my way up to a "Programming God"
and with the always increasing tuition I had to once again find
side jobs. I started out stripping at a little rainforest cafe
which eventually led to my Chip-N-Dale days.
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But the main income at this time was from racing. I was able
to join the US Ski Team, trying out a new program that worked
around my school schedule.
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All the hard work finally paid off and I actually made it to graduation.
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So that's it. It's an old story, one you've probably heard before.
But I never thought it would happen to me.
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